Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-076-J (?)
- SCP-076-J, also known as "Able ben Adam," is a joke SCP that describes itself as a supreme god-like being, better than all mortals, who demands worship and specific, often violent, laws be followed. Its "containment procedures" and "description" are written from the perspective of terrified "slave-cattle-people" who constantly praise Able's strength and superiority, fearing gruesome punishments like "scaphism" if they disobey. The article humorously portrays Able as incredibly strong and powerful, despite a later addendum suggesting he cannot even access a computer.
- Shitterton (?)
- The article describes Shitterton, a hamlet in Dorset, England, known for its unusual and often-stolen road sign due to its name. The name, dating back over 1,000 years, originates from an Old English word meaning "farmstead on the stream used as an open sewer," referring to a brook that once served as a privy. Despite attempts in the 19th century to rename it Sitterton, the original name persisted, and residents are proud of their unique village, eventually installing a 1.5-tonne stone sign to deter theft.